Sake

This is sake that I had at one of those Japanese places with the meat on sticks. Apparently the thing to do is pour the sake until it over-flows into the saucer.
Sake is made for drinking when your x-boyfriend is in town and wants to see you, but you don't want to see him, but you do, but you don't. If you had somehow developed Demi Moore's body and were dating a younger man, you would definitely want to see him. If he wasn't still a selfish asshole and you thought it would work out, you would definitely want to see him. Neither of those things magically happened, so you are drinking sake. It's really the only good option if those first two things don't come through for you. If one of those things does happen for you--screw you. I have sake.